So with my recent adventures of the no crank no start and lose of dash lights issue which was followed by the infamous wobbly tilt steering thing I noticed something.
I started having ghost wipers roughly 6 months or more ago. I got down to the where the stalk plugs into the column and realized it was the module the stalk plugged into (because it was a new stalk) and left it at that because I could not find another one.
Well after my most recent adventures and tightening everything up.... the ghost wipers seem to be gone?
I think the developing short in combination with the not fully noticeable tilt steering loose bolts creating a not perfect union of everything in the column producing the ghost wipers in my situation.
Not sure how that makes since other than I noticed while stripping the column that everything has to be well attached or there is a lot of vibration and movement that could possibly be negative.
I will update if the ghost wipers come back.